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 Skittles was my old nickname 🤣🤣🤣 
 Why, Honey? 
 Because I hated them … so my friends teased me by calling me that. Icky taste 👅  
 I tried to imagine a sexy double entendres but came up with nothing.🥳 
 Taste my rainbow 🌈 
As my juices flow over your face 
Ambrosia  
 Ok, you made me uncross my legs. 🥵 
 🤣🤣🤣. It’s a gift. 🎁 seriously. My friends always said it was a weird charm 
To make almost anything 
Sexual 
Give me anything and I’ll try. 
Come on …
Let’s dance 🪩  
 I appreciate the gift, and can give in return.  Like, when we’re dancing and you grind on my knee. 🫨 
 Dancing 💃 is the word we’re using … mmm 🤔 Kay 
Sure thing … 🤣 
 Yeah, that’s the ticket.  Dancin’ and totally not at all 🦴in’ 
 And now I can’t walk for a few minutes, thank you very much, Miss Pamplemousse, so I will be sitting here. All good.  Just.  Counting backwards from 10.  Thinking about, umm, sports.  Yeah.