Oddbean new post about login | logout ACCELERATE to APEX PASTOR status. No need for boring theological school or time-consuming monastic sequestration. JUMP to the front of the line for HEAVEN or THE HELL OF YOUR CHOOSING when you pay your membership fee to JOIN... The Church of the SubGenius :jrbd: https://subgenius.com
@92892b15 I was a poor Po'bucker raising weeds in BumFuck, Ohio...until, one day, I found a pamphlet telling me my soul could be saved BY SENDING A STRANGER MONEY! I sold a bushel of rocks, sent off the fee, and got back a MIND-WARPING packet of Religious Iconography. More than I ever got from my philosophy degree! Now, I farm hapless dupes who PAY ME to tell them what to think and worship me as a GOD! Unlimited SEX, DRUGS, & MONEY are mine -- without even asking! #SubGenius #GiveMeSlackOrKillMe