nostr:npub1j2yjk9gwrjfhhx0vpc8j9mvp5mpelc4ku2pgqm0qaqg5eneqnq0shrggdc I was a poor Po'bucker raising weeds in BumFuck, Ohio...until, one day, I found a pamphlet telling me my soul could be saved BY SENDING A STRANGER MONEY!

I sold a bushel of rocks, sent off the fee, and got back a MIND-WARPING packet of Religious Iconography. More than I ever got from my philosophy degree!

Now, I farm hapless dupes who PAY ME to tell them what to think and worship me as a GOD! Unlimited SEX, DRUGS, & MONEY are mine -- without even asking!

#SubGenius #GiveMeSlackOrKillMe