I was being sarcastic and kinda fair enough but I don't drink soft coke or any of those things and never really have. But dude, it's a single malt. When mixing with something else, surely you might as well use a blended whisky? At the same time, what the hell right! 

 oh, i thought we were both being sarcastic. 

 Probably, am terribke recognising sarcasm in text