I didn’t know you were Chinese 

 doxxed 

 You fucking animal, I'm calling the police. 

 This is the beginning of the sequel to Law Abiding Citizen. 

 I don't have one of these, but it doesn't look like something I want to dilute with a awful diet coke... 

 A reflection of the modern decadence in society, how tragic 

 Bro - don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. 

 I was being sarcastic and kinda fair enough but I don't drink soft coke or any of those things and never really have. But dude, it's a single malt. When mixing with something else, surely you might as well use a blended whisky? At the same time, what the hell right! 

 oh, i thought we were both being sarcastic. 

 Probably, am terribke recognising sarcasm in text 

 Jokes on you, I refilled your bottle of Yamazaki with Canadian Club