Simmer down, you'll get us both in trouble.
it’s so bad the vatican wanted to put some her notes in the secret archives, but they burst into flames after crossing the threshold
Some say the vault contains a thank you letter from Mary Magdelene to Jesus, we may never know.
Nope. No. No. No. It was was 👆…yup that guy right there. That’s where the lightning goes. Not at me. https://media2.giphy.com/media/spfi6nabVuq5y/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91cj53v0gbd4pnc2wwkpai2ubllmt02icb4f06dud5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g