it’s so bad the vatican wanted to put some her notes in the secret archives, but they burst into flames after crossing the threshold
Some say the vault contains a thank you letter from Mary Magdelene to Jesus, we may never know.
Nope. No. No. No. It was was 👆…yup that guy right there. That’s where the lightning goes. Not at me. https://media2.giphy.com/media/spfi6nabVuq5y/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91cj53v0gbd4pnc2wwkpai2ubllmt02icb4f06dud5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g