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 Which one are you? 🤣😂
#asknostr https://i.nostr.build/jQQV.jpg  
 Neither. 
 nice try fbi 😎 
 🤣 you got me! 
 @Marie is fed? I’m glad I didn’t tell you all my secrets and security codes. 👀🙃 
 We all are here 😂 
 I’m pretty sure CIA and FBI agents have accounts on here. 😂

#nostr better not be a product of In-Q-Tel. 👀 
 nice try fbi 😎

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 I’m racoon  💯🤣🫂 
 🤣 I’m definitely the architect! 
 I stack my dishes in the sink hoping someone else will clean them 🤷‍♂️ 
 Does anyone ever do them? 
 Nope. Just me eventually lol 
 Sadly the Dishes Fairy always skips my house 😥 
 Haha same, but I keep hoping 🤞 
 So has the clothes washing fairy, the housework fair, the cooking fairy & the ironing fairy for me 🤣 
 Haha 😂 
 Right?!? I've been so good, too. Meanies. 
 I'm the architect, but it's pointless because I live with three raccoons. The daily battles for sanity 😢 Gee Marie, you really hit my sore spot with this one... I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.  
 Awww I’m sorry my friend, never meant to make you cry.
Sending hugs and love 🫂💜 
 Architect 
 🫡 
 I’m an advocate of the dual dishwasher method (DDM)

One set of dishes, two dishwashers. One is the clean dishwasher and the other is dirty. They swap as things get used 
 Genius! 
 I’d like to take credit but it’s not entirely my idea 
 This is so accurate!

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 My housemaid loads the dishwasher. So I don’t care. 
 You have a housemaid? 😳