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 End of year Hellthread for 2023…..
Naught list of 2023;
@Derek Ross brings out the naughty in us all
@island falling asleep on nests chat
@π•Ύπ–Šπ–— π•Ύπ–‘π–Šπ–Šπ–•π–ž obvious reasons 
@The Fishcake🐢🐾 takes one to know one
@Sikto naught wolf 🐺 
@jpfrogmd  should be number 1 on this list
@bostonwine cause all wine is naughty 
@⚑GUI⚑ cause all llamas are naughty and cute
@541 need I say more
@Evan well we bring out the naughty in each other 
@Mallory girls just wanna have fun
@thesameevilcat roar 
@bevo well with all his F and C words 
@tigs  forgot to turn up for nests
@DWOLFBTC makes me work too hard
@nobody well naughty but nice
@NEW1 naughty but in a good way 
@πŸ₯©β„π•–π•Ÿπ•–π•˜π•’π••π•– ₿𝕦π•₯π•... cause he isn’t here
@GHOST rolls eyes 
 Fuck! I made it into a naughty list! 🐢🐾🀣😈😈😈 
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 You’re  special, you made both πŸ’œπŸ˜‚ 
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 That’s what they told me when I got onto the short bus to go to school 
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 Marked safe from @Marie's naughty list πŸ˜… 
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 You’re missing out. It’s a fun list to be on. 
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 Yes! I’ve been trying hard all year to make this list!

πŸ’œπŸ«‚ 
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 We need a NYE Naughty Nest party. 
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 Yes πŸ™Œ we do!!! 
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 I’m down! 
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 I can try to make it, but I’ll be busy being naughty with my irl partner in crime. 
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 This is the way 
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 What should I wear? 🀣 
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 Nothing? 
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 Done 🀣 
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 That was easy! 
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 That’s the plan by midnight. 😈 
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 Streaking through Times Square? 
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 If all goes as planned, in front of the warmth of my fireplace. Took this pic a week or so ago. https://image.nostr.build/a3b53fa7abcdd67a88850a6c4ceb1569b27644f496cc6a7a79b97aaf57c5b024.jpg  
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 On a bearskin rug? 
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 Oh who doesn’t love a good fire πŸ”₯ 
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 No, but on a leather couch? 
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 Actually, if I’m perfectly honest, I’m naked by midnight nearly every night. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… 
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 Ummm where do you live again 😜 
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 Relax killer. 
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 πŸ₯΅ 
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 Wisconsin! 

Land of great 🍺 and πŸ§€ 
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  https://image.nostr.build/e266c903584332666b65295ceed2a60a715407e41453e3765f426b7641c944bb.jpg  
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 We may need Derek’s wife to knit a bigger one! 
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 No need to bother Mrs. Ross for this hell thread! I’ve got photoshop with a #nsfw opaqueness slider on my phone! Sorry not sorry! 🀣

HNYEE! 
https://i.nostr.build/7WD9.jpg 
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 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I don’t remember asking for a visual…….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€™πŸ€™ 
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 My bad.. I was pretty sure you did explicitly not not ask for one! πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
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 πŸ˜‚πŸ€™ 
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 Not what I was expecting to see on Nostr tonight πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 Xiaolin and Marie make the best company! 
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 We do our best to keep nostr weird πŸ˜‚ 
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 Oh my I missed this, thanks buddy for the amazing and huge nostr eye candy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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 How could you miss this? It’s touching 36 notes! 
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 Make that 37 now πŸ˜‚
And still going 
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 lmao marie πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ 
 @Mallory u got any more of that therapy lying around ? https://i.nostr.build/aOvJ.jpg  
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 Says the Pepe that posts frog dick feet pics πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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 Ok, now I need to know. Who originally posted the Thanksgiving Pepe with the Turkey? @π•Ύπ–Šπ–— π•Ύπ–‘π–Šπ–Šπ–•π–ž or @5c508c34 ? Tanel posted it it a chat and I nearly failed the semester I was so scarred πŸ’€ 
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 i think we've both posted it at different times tbh πŸ’€ 
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 I need to know who is the progenitor of this god forsaken image πŸ’€ 
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 wen search by image on nostr 
 @elsat @jb55 wen πŸ‘€ 
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 Allegedly down the road for nostr.build

nostr:nevent1qqsv4rdgy4hgkjcnpnypzz57hgljpjmjjlt0mf3ss22z2rw4wp5rhfspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyz8mzs95arw7l97wfwpp6frj0zs6gdfnvf3r7eqzzjztxuhefqqqcqcyqqqqqqgjkcua9 
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 allegedly excited 
 Allegedly I’m already using it 
 @5c508c34 posted it on Thanksgiving I believe, I’ve had that Pepe saved for over a year prob posted it a longgg time ago but not recently lol it’s a good Pepe always 
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 have a lovely new years eve everybody https://i.nostr.build/3jDW.jpg  
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 Oh god. I just had the idea of a pepe furry pop into my head. Brb, gotta wash my brain with bleach. 
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 here you go ser

that'll be 10 sats https://i.nostr.build/jOqG.png  
  https://i.nostr.build/vBRl.jpg  
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 Does this dude always stoke his dick to half hard before he sends women doc picks? What you got over there xaolin 11 inches? Mines 2 inches 
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 Pro tip: You don’t have to get hard if you are hard! πŸ’ͺ🏼🀣 
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 +1 
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 Hahah I'm down! What time would we aim for though? It's only 3 hours or so away for me here in the future (Australia). 
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 Counting down πŸŽ‰ 
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 It's a celebration! You out and about this nye folks or staying in and avoiding drunkards πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ 
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 Honored to have helped bring out some naughty in you this year. 😈 
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 True story πŸ˜‚ https://i.nostr.build/nO7E.jpg  
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 Right… Ms Innocent πŸ˜‡ 
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 I cannot say the same. Lost my innocence long ago. I was forged in the fires of the pre-web Internet. 
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 Bullshit, you were making water boil, in those little dishes at the front of churches πŸ˜‚ 
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 Uhuh πŸ˜‡πŸ€₯ 
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 Well you all bring out the naughty in me πŸ˜‰ 
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 SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE 

ME RIGHT NOW πŸ₯΅ 
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 🀣🀣🀣 honoured to make the naughty/nice list! πŸ†πŸ€£ 
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 Shiiiiiit!! I've made the naughty list and coal is defo on the agenda! πŸ˜­πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

πŸ’œyour work @Marie 
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 πŸ˜‚ love you bro 
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 Of course you made a naughty list! 🀣

I hereby make a pledge to try to bring out the naughtiness in you even more in 2024! πŸ—‘οΈπŸ˜†

πŸ’œπŸ’œ you queen! 
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 hny 

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