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Troy | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Mt Shasta is a cute place. You couldn't be afraid of the crystal boofers. Was it the remoteness from any cities?

The mountain itself is full of odd stories.
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Shashue | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I eventually found a motel 6 (or 8) in town. Parked around the back and was able to normalize my nerves. It is beautiful up there. 

But they don't have regular cops and I like regular cops.
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Troy | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I think Mt. Shasta cops pull you over for buying kale that's not organic, or using the wrong banishing ritual for Beltane. Now I'm wondering if I've ever encountered a "regular cop".
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Shashue | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 it wasn't a regular cop. I know their training. But it was beautiful. So I will experience it.
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Shashue | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 When I look up crystal boofers I see this 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 ;
Yet this is not what I experienced. 

It was the gas station clerk and the presumably law enforcement person. I do plan on going back but in a different state of mind.

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Troy | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Boof = to insert, or consume, rectally.
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Shashue | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Oh, that explains it. I had consumed it orally. I know better for next time.
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Troy | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Remember to face away from the moon when you do, and make sure to check your chakra calender to know which crystal to use in accordance with your rising sign.