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Shashue | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 When I look up crystal boofers I see this πŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎ ;
Yet this is not what I experienced. 

It was the gas station clerk and the presumably law enforcement person. I do plan on going back but in a different state of mind.

https://m.primal.net/MCZF.png
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Troy | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Boof = to insert, or consume, rectally.
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Shashue | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Oh, that explains it. I had consumed it orally. I know better for next time.
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Troy | 4 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Remember to face away from the moon when you do, and make sure to check your chakra calender to know which crystal to use in accordance with your rising sign.