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 Someone sent me one of these tweets, and this is the newest dating article fodder. 

Without even touching it, I know it's probably gonna take the usual pseudo "conservative" (i.e. democrat 2005) take on the issue: 

- Women can't find a good husband they feel is worthy of them
- Boys aren't even trying to become that husband
- Gosh dammit why aren't the boys even trying to become a high-flying husband?
- Stupid idiot boys ignore everything your moms/teachers/therapists(forced)/professors/managers/HRladies/bosses and exes/crushes/prospects say and just man up!!!!!

They'll admit some tiny, insignificant part of the blame for women like 
- Sure, girls make up 70+% of college students, and most high-paying office work actively disenfranchises all non-woman, non-brownoid applicants
- BUT no matter what there's still a tiny chance they'll hire a white man, so you should be giving it 150% of your effort for years on end hoping to snag that 5% chance of winning the job lottery that's given so freely to your competitors!!!

So let's dive in

https://i.poastcdn.org/054f7c539f55e3ca7c6eaa23fcdd58bc71826fa4f60efd928f0227f2a0df55c0.png 
 666 🤔 
 I don't make six figures, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad. 
 >6 feet 6 figs 6 inches
>666
>number of the beast
>mark of the beast
>those who don't bear the mark of the beast cannot engage in the marketplace
>those without the three 6s cannot engage in the dating market
COINCIDENCE???!!?!?!??????!? 
 >has the sexual revolution failed?
>checks current fertility rate
Yep. Next question. 
 @Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Were they intentionally going for 666 here? 
 Oh so….it’s just some brownoid redditor having trouble. Damn you white boys, you’re all such LOSERS because uh…Jamall on reddit can’t find a woman who wants him in the big city. 

Not off to a good start.

https://i.poastcdn.org/04ab18425904ced8086de8216f65ec21680fa75cdb8c7692c07ce3ca1dabddb8.png 
 Ah what a let down. I thought this was supposed to be boomercon conservative nonsense, instead it’s just generic libshit crap. 

“boohoo it’s so tough to be a city slicker!” whines the redditor, never acknowleding the fact their life, personality, and ideology are inst-saharan panty driers

Then they rope in yet another psychologist to wax on about a world he’s never been in, but assumes he understands because he learned all about golden age psych research

https://i.poastcdn.org/532698fcf84642c9263da70b36e560ed3bcd2a6298bd4b592aacbd954066a9e6.png 
 Read the article its actually pretty good. 
 Yeah, don’t care, it’s no big deal, get Santiago a sex doll and a VR chat GF to keep him busy. He’s not an endangered species, mexis are on the UNESCO “Least Concern” ranking. 

Note that it’s another soft, passive, feminine brown guy though. Guys always end up too humble in dating, women too cocky. 

Notice a pattern yet?

https://i.poastcdn.org/183bce986ffe990e823502fd2cf33694630a777f484ce3bb3cc4436b0c4616fd.png 
 A lot of this shit is just guys taking the things retarded women say at face value, when they should just laugh at them. 

*Women are not like you. They do not think like you. They do not use language as you do. They have no interest in permanence, or using words to convey an idea. Understand that NOW because it saves a lot of headaches.

These girls are just jabbering, jockeying, and lying in the hopes of getting the right deal, of dissuading gross, fat, poor suitors, and being happy. They’re dumb, so they aren’t very good at it, but when you wise up you look past what they’re saying to what they’re meaning. 

But more than that, you need to get that all the quality girls are off tinder. If you see a genuine wife there, she’s wandering in unaware it’s a shark tank/nascar track, and she’ll be taken, hitched, or scared away within a week or two.

https://i.poastcdn.org/0a30bfff4fbf7289d503e7855320a5a665a767e7818ab0c9f233a08a45107e75.png 
 This is a fun idea, but this guy’s huffing gold spray paint if he thinks he can get “educated” spinster women to go speed date tradesmen. They might show up, might even date for a month, but it won’t last. They’re too egotistical. I know of a guy who’s staring down a poss. divorce because his wife got her master’s and now feels entitled to someone “as smart as me”

https://i.poastcdn.org/36bf76b061100cd45a54586ea1a8556cbebb84fd6bd9fbcbf559833cb32e2fd8.png 
 This is a really dumb perspective that women seem to have about short men. Short guys don't cause short children; it's actually the opposite because height is matrilineal.

https://i.poastcdn.org/f2b70d85f1e677732d8ec0134ca2cbd4c87b2135f59596bce9426470e8bb6e0b.png 
 I doubt it’s significantly easier to date if you are making 6+ figs and are 6 ft tall. Sure you might have a confidence boost and can afford nicer dates more frequently, but women are fucking awful in 2023. So many are absolutely fried on SSRIs, overweight or obese, and have tattoos that look like shit (all of them look like shit on women). Reminder that Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Bill Gates can’t get a stable gf either. 
 @Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) i just don't get this hysteria around dating. What the hell. I've always seen things happen naturally around me. Why do people keep on insisting on formal dating?

Just act naturally, be friendly and eventually you'll go out with someone. If nothing else happens, why go apeshit about it? There are better things to do. If you feel lonely, your problem is probably not just girls.