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 Why dude. Come on. He is sexy!  
 He looks aquatic. 
  But he can be hot in bed  
 Up until the moment the first tentacle peeks out... 
 Do you think that his tentacle has a problem or what  
 It is soft, slimy, feels a bit like raw shrimp, smells fishy... no it's probably great. 
 How do you know?