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Kim | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Why dude. Come on. He is sexy!
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≠ | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 He looks aquatic.
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Kim | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
  But he can be hot in bed
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≠ | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Up until the moment the first tentacle peeks out...
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Kim | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Do you think that his tentacle has a problem or what
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≠ | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It is soft, slimy, feels a bit like raw shrimp, smells fishy... no it's probably great.
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Kim | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 How do you know?