A watched tx never confirms 

 this happens all the time to me

but I got lucky the other day there was like 4 three minute blocks in a row 

 Me too!! 

Almost always. 

 👀 Look I got new Barbie and Ginger 🫚 Doll 

YUMMY 😋 
https://nostrcheck.me/media/2aadfb8ac7d43aca6d164ed99248147910048269601ff60d4463c4d5b3abfdcd/05ebbc19a59b2243f8f47e30b2304c0d3f222e8721c27f0cf590a535991585c9.webp 

 Next time just pick the highest fee rate 

 I did. It's been 80 minutes since the last block confirmed 

 Bitcoin is ded 

 Oof. Should we all use XRP now? 

 all the cool kids are 

 "Cool" kids. Right... 👀 

 I was never very cool 

 I’m not.  And I’m pretty damn cool. 😎 

 https://i.nostr.build/xAmlFcjrMYGmJpE7.gif 

  https://image.nostr.build/de12835258dedd42e014b1934181ceed47c85bd1b99829414a1bba84c73eaf91.gif  

 youre a not a convincing liar. 🤥 

 Yeah cuz you didn’t set the fee high e nuff! 

 I don't see that?  I see 6 mins ago, 10 mins, then 30, then 2 mins, the 9 mins, and so on... 

 My node actually went down 💀 

 See what happens when you don’t over pay on fess