I’m not.  And I’m pretty damn cool. 😎 

 https://i.nostr.build/xAmlFcjrMYGmJpE7.gif 

  https://image.nostr.build/de12835258dedd42e014b1934181ceed47c85bd1b99829414a1bba84c73eaf91.gif  

 youre a not a convincing liar. 🤥