😭😭 have fun without us 😭😭😭 

 We might jump on the laptop and expose our cigar shop buddy to Corny Chat in about an hour. If we do this, I expect everyone to be on their best behavior. I mean NO swearing, NO farting, NO video game playing, NO wise-ass comments, and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING worthy of being immortalized in #overheardincornychat. You must promise this. 

 I agree to your terms 🤞 

 So just roll over and die ? 

 No, just stick to the deep and insightful discussion Corny Chat is known for. 

 POOP 

 Where the hell y'all at?