That’s what we were going for lol 

 😂 no ragerts 

 We’re having cornychat withdrawals 

 Same, I went to bed last night. And everyone is all partying together without us and I'm feeling left out and unloved 😩 

 Aww same here. We tried to open a chat, but nobody showed up and we sat and waited by our lonesome, holding each other and wiping away the tears 

 Oh no, now I feel bad going out and adulting. 🫂🫂 

 Nahhh you’re like a mom a shit 😂 

 Occasionally 😂. The opportunity arose to be irresponsible on a weeknight and we took it.  

 im never getting in that…
what kind of yarn? 

 Definitely not a trap, I wonder if they have hooks and needles too? 😱 

 i see the top of a spinning wheel in the window. two point formation for breach in 3…2… 

 Ooooooohhhhh new fiber hobbies!! Maybe a loom for weaving, too!! Take me away! 

 😭😭 have fun without us 😭😭😭 

 We might jump on the laptop and expose our cigar shop buddy to Corny Chat in about an hour. If we do this, I expect everyone to be on their best behavior. I mean NO swearing, NO farting, NO video game playing, NO wise-ass comments, and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING worthy of being immortalized in #overheardincornychat. You must promise this. 

 I agree to your terms 🤞 

 So just roll over and die ? 

 No, just stick to the deep and insightful discussion Corny Chat is known for. 

 POOP 

 Where the hell y'all at? 

 We tried to cornypill nostr:nprofile1qqsyrddattefakh088mpn9hrk2004nvvjnpgfcxgl2jlrax0f3yd9kgpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpypmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumr9d35kwmmzd96zumrfde4n5ve3xqcrqwm9m4c and nobody was around. 😢 

Then Primal was acting stupid, so he couldn't even see a feed. Double fail. 💩

But we smoked cigars and watched Batman team up with Chuck Yeager and Nate Pope to go after Tallahassee as revenge for what he did to Green Goblin and Virgil.