Stallman won't even use web browsers. He's not interested in social media at all. But he might give you his Pleasure Card (real). 

 What is that? 

 He gives this to every woman he meets.

https://media.gleasonator.com/7bda7609fe838085956965c1eb0e751dc685d4ed06a29a18fa3bc0c11d97372e.jpg 

 Is that a GPG key at the bottom? 

 ahahah, and does it work? 

 My wife never called him back. 

 Did you? 

 What’s the average age of these “women” he meets? 

 All anime girls. 

 @Richard Stallman 

 I don't like web browsers either.

Maybe I need a Pleasure Card. 

 His thinking is more in line with thinking of late Terry Davis anyways... 

 That's why they made freedbombox.  To replace facebook. 

 This is the original announcement of the GNU Project, posted by Richard Stallman on September 27, 1983.

40 years.

https://www.gnu.org/gnu/initial-announcement.html 

 #bounty