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 Can't say I'm not tempted, but my better judgement tells me your gonna blindfold me and make me kiss a pigs arse or something. 
 Was gonna ask if you, wanna touch my boobs!
Pigs have great arses btw! 
 Mind if I cut in 
 As long as you don’t cut the pig 
 No promises from my two left feet