Sell me an s9 please. Maybe up to four? 

 Uh... Just buy your own like I did?  

 I only trust beavers 

 I couldn't sell them as cheap since I'd have to buy them, test them, flash braiins on them, test them again, source fans and install them, then test them. My time isn't cheap.  

 Mine either I can’t even afford myself.  I need some anon to come do this for me. 

 Buy one and plug it in. It's really not much harder than that.  

 You made it sound hard. Maybe building mining damns is easy for beavers but I’m just a humble pleb. 

 It's all documented and if you can follow a few YouTube videos, you're good.  

 Thanks beave. I love you. Don’t be so literal just trying to have some fun but seriously I want to by and s9 from someone on nostr.  Not Amazon or whatever. 

 Why not buy a bitaxe from nostr:nprofile1qqsd846pynwlkk7uvxu0rrghcve4hw6033c3s234acnnzjjf5n4hk8gppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy08wumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wshsz8thwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuetj9eek7cmfv9kz7msfzzy?  

 I plan to get one to play with but I do have some cheap energy that I would like to convert into actual bitcoin. 

 An S9 is not very efficient at that. 

I got an S9 since it's cheap enough and I run an electric fireplace in the winter, anyway, so... I get heat and hashrate.  

 Get a bigger machine. S9 is good for a heater.  

 Try kaboomracks. That’s where I got my miner from. They have a telegram chat too

https://kaboomracks.com/ 

 I’ll check it out. I’ve got some cheap energy to monetize. 

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