I want to wear BTC-related shit but I also don't want to get mugged faster than I can draw. nostr.fmt.wiz.biz 

 What’s btc? Never heard of it I save in fiat. 

 I bought a boat once. 

 What happened to said boat? 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/ogV4u0cMUk8AAAAd/family-guy-boat-accident.gif 

 too soon fren... 😢  

 😂😂 

 Please don’t tell me you had your Bitcoin wallet with you? 

 Let's just say the boat is/was called "Lost My Quays" 

 Seriously, can you not buy another hardware wallet and (if your keys are memorized) retrieve your coin? 

 The keys also fell out of my head into the briny deep. 

 When I had my boating accident, my head hit the boat when a big wave hit. My memory was never the same 

 Frog brain ded. 

 Sad times 😭 

 Make hard men. 

 #yestr

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cnqQQTnIPSQAAAAC/smile-smirk.gif 

 Oh no 🕊️

https://media.tenor.com/dblb_XKGVC4AAAAi/pepe-the-frog-sad.gif 

 practice drawing faster? 

 You get it. 

 Smart. We don’t say whether we do or do not own The Coin.  Nunya bidness. 

 In seriousness though, I do really want to teach people and have given a few talks about money (usually not saying bitcoin until the very end), but it's increasingly dangerous to do so. 

 Nunya bitness 

 That’s clever, King#bitcoin 

 Orange world problems 

 It's lonely out in the wild sometimes. 

 If your eye starts twitching around normies, another Bitcoiner will notice and reach out to share your pain. You may have to wait a decade though.

https://media.tenor.com/QSYe4T_HPKMAAAAC/eye-twitch-eye-twitching.gif
 

 🫂  

 That's why I like the subtle ones that don't actually say the word Bitcoin or have the symbol anywhere on the shirt. 

 I've never gotten a tatoo but I think I might break that trend and might get a secp256k1 curve.  

 That would be an interesting first tattoo. Also, it would be kind of funny to just walk in, get it, don't explain anything to the tattooer or just  be like "I want this squiggly line." 

 I would absolutely not explain.  Or, at most, tell him/her its part of a stygian ritual. 

 Exactly how I feel 

 I'm thinking of retiring all mine too