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 21 
 🎉🎉🎉 
 your age? 
 Bitcoin halving 
 thanks 
 #EINUNDZWANZIG 
 tooooo sooooooon 
 One electronic money  
 XXI 
 Forever 
 Bottles of beer on the wall 
 the magic number ✨  
 3.125 
 Age of your new girlfriend? Never gets old. 😂 
 Did you do the math?! 
 Try again. 
 20 
 very "weekend at bernie's" down there in the phoenix az.... 
 21 
 Happy birthday on turning 21. Has any woman loved you for 21 years? Has any woman loved you at all without your money? It can’t be your mom …if you got someone that’s me, you could be loved for 21 more years. 
A Kevin 🦂 used to say “I used to be a player but stopped because what did I get from it, no woman really loves me” 
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I see you 👀 I should be on tour right now  
 Funny 

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 Younger 20’s or so year old are angry 😡 these days on big billionaires and millionaires.. all they think about is poisoning them and killing them. Ask any girl in her 20’s what she wants to do and she will say I want to go “saw movie” pn a billionaire. Thats because all 20’s women are billionaires/ millionaires too. So the guy billionaire is their competition that needs to end 🔪 and they want to do humanitarian work and help other women but want mankind to end especially single men no kids like @jack @dfb866ae a woman’s heart can melt towards a guy if he has children, she may not kill him. But women have absolutely NO sympathy for a man without kids 
 That's insane 

Do you want a cookie?

Here you need cookies and hugs 🍪 🫂  🍪  
 Whose cookie? 
 I stole them from Santa's workshop 

They're infused with magic  ✨️  
 How’d you find Santa in the summer? 
 He advertises 20 age too much almost everyday @jack this means I need to stop advertising g old men like Jack Dorsey and get a 21 year old bf with XL SIZE young penis 
 It is something that missing out on, that #jackdorsey is advertising too much. Maybe it’s like winning a prize, and I loveeee  winning something so maybe whoever dates and marries the 21 year old first either @jack or me, wins the game? N I love to play and win 🥇 something … I think jacks saying marrying a 21 year old is a prize 🏆 or some kind of trophy 🏆 now I’m curious and I want to marry a 21 year old man or something 10 years younger 
 Shhh shh sh

Eat the virtual cookies 🍪 😋  
 Keep your cookies to your ugly self 
 They're special cookies just for old rich men with no kids.... 
 You’re old? 
 No you are 
 This is @jack @jack @dfb866ae @jack this is #jackdorsey horoscope and he is predicted/destined to die early or have a public death unless he bypasses it
You’ve never watched any fairy tales 
Beauty and the beast 
Princess and the frog 
It’s sad that the helpless/dependent was always an arrogant man who was eithrr the beast or the frog 🐸 who just needed true love to be saved. People say all imagination has some reality to it … go figures https://image.nostr.build/c7a8ef8dd9be15dc1d9aa4ed9793cebbc29ff999e07e9c7eba30b3f5a79cb5bb.jpg  
 I wish I was his true love, I think he can be saved by marrying his true love. But now I want a 21 year old like @mcshane 
 Sad thinkin about this? @jack @jack @dfb866ae 
 Trading in for a newer model has its advantages though  
 I agree I feel the same though. Why am I like this ? I get very influenced with jack Dorsey and then I want to try the girl version of it . It wasn’t until Jack pushing me around showing black everywhere that I decided to do a black guy 
 Why is it that I trade my jealousy for competition 
 And trophies 🏆 
 That sounds terrible 

Are you easily influenced by other people as well? 
 No 
 Why just jack then?
Do you ever ask yourself? 
 No 
 Although I’ve been thinking of dating a very young guy 
 And Jack solidifies my thoughts very easily into action 
 If he’s mentioning about young so much, maybe there’s a prize somewhere that everyone is getting and I’m not getting a piece of the action so now I’m determined the same things 
 Maybe that last sentence is right 
 Why? 
 Well because it is

Ironically I was thinking the same thing but about something 1000% unrelated 
 
 It couldn’t be unrelated completely it was def about the ugly one or something younger that’ll put him in jail 
 Well it is completely unrelated 

It was about imagination and how it changes as we get older... and stuff.  
 Yeah obviously 🙄 I don’t think about the same things I thought about when I was 3 years old. As you solve problems that you imagined about, you start imagining new things 
 Well yeah... but some people keep their active imaginations... some completely lose it... some people end up having a more sinister outlook... some develop new ways of problem solving... and some don't.  
 And some just date 21 year olds who kill them 
 Yeah those things happen 

Speaking of

Are you going to eat these cookies? 
 No I don’t like cookies sorry 
 I’m more of a Canoli or cake or cupcake or macaroon  person 
 EAT THE FUCKING COOKIES! 
 I’ve never liked cookies ever 
 They're special poison cookies 

I spent all day slaving over a hot stove!! 😭  
 If jack fed me those I’ll eat them yes 
 Even if they had poison as long as he gets to live if I traded my life for him 
 No
Bad skitzo
No!
*sprays with water*
Don't go all Jonestown  
 I meant it in a cute Romeo and Juliet way not sinister way ugh but I meant it. I would happily eat poison to save life of jack 
 That’s what love is. Can Jack say that he loved someone this much.? Until he loves someone more than himself his life will never have any love 
 True love is this
Or what Zuckerberg and Chan have. If imagination is based on reality where do you think Zuck the cuck that Elon talks about came from. His wife probably wanted to save him in some way. 
 But in your case it seems more like extreme infatuation and obsession... not necessarily love.  
 Not me, @jack infatuation he does the same thing to me when I leave or talk about Zuckerberg, mcshane or anyone else. I dare him to get a new girl and post her in all magazines this month. If he’s not attracted, or extreme infatuation with me then this shouldn’t be a problem 🤷‍♀️ 
 Idk if that's romantic...

Ummm... why? 
 Because it’s a metaphor. Because regardless of whether that’s gonna be reality or not I believe that love is a mixture of happy and sad @jack is a little boy who thinks love is only all happy. If it came down to sad, or problems  or solutions to sad problems of love, he would bail and this is why his horoscope is meant for him to die early or public death. To change your fate, you have to change yourself, you have to start believing in things you didn’t before, and the core of all love is sacrifice. In our generation? This sacrifice is compromise that’s pretty much what Jesus and Bible says 
 You're the stalker expert here

You might be right

He breaks too easily and runs away  
 Why would I stalk a 47 year old loser who doesn’t give me money? Don’t be funny like this he stalks me 
 Night out! Peace!!!! 
 21 🤙 
 Yeah you're probably right

🤣🤣😭


You ppl are too much  
 You want me to cut off Jack completely challenge me? 
 This way there is no question on liking? Attraction and obsession on my end 
 I challenge you to cut him right the fuck off 
 Done ✅ 
 👀 

How am I supposed to know if you fail 
 I might need your personal information so I can help keep you honest  
 Help with what 
 I cut him off already 100% 
 🙄 he's still tagged

That's not even cutting him off 

You should probably exchange information with me anyway 
 Not anymore 
 Now that we're alone 

Why do you think he's so creepy?
Why would you die for a "47 year old loser" 
 Idk 🤷‍♀️ I said what I said 
 But I'm curious as to why

I want to see it from your point of view  
 What do you think it is 
 I'm not sure

That's why I'm asking 

I could compare you to other dorsey enthusiasts but no two people are exactly alike with the same thought processes 

So it'd essentially be speculative and not an exact or near precise understanding  
 I’m not a Dorsey enthusiast. I liked him cause I thought I could marry him but if I can’t win 🏆 him then I don’t want him at all 
 Well that's kinda healthy  
 Sarcasm? 
 No

People get crushes
It's natural 

When they can't let go of something that just won't work
For whatever reason 
Then it becomes unhealthy  
 K 
 So now we are ✅ done in deleting this account 
 I don’t like @jack Jack Dorsey anymore I think he emphasizes too much on age. For someone who later says age is just. A number it kinda reminds me of the illiterate Scorpio from the ghetto Dominican Republic. Couple days I’ve been thinking jack will never be like Zuckerberg where zuckie is happy with Chan, I think Jack will always want a 20 year old and that’s okay people should always get what they want. So it would be smart for me now to apply Priyanka strategy and marry someone young. Too like Nick Jonas 
 Jack makes me worry too much about my own age so it would not be smart to meet him or talk to him or do anything with him. Cause I see how I feel with the Scorpio. At work he’s very unsuccessful and lives with his parents so that’s why he pursues younger 
 I think he gives Italian scorpios a bad name. 
I'm kinda offended.  
 It’s the same thing, Jack also brings up women’s age too much. 
 Most men without a degree are like this 
 Idk why jack isn’t the one for me, he doesn’t make me feel good infact seeing his posts about 21 make me very sad and question why did I call him baby boy or sexy or make him look good at all when he always attacked me or said something bad about my nonprofit he’s never been a good person to me 
 What's your nonprofit? 
 When 
 Hey!
Come back and answer my questions! 😭 
 No I found another scorpion 🦂 I like him he’s very hot. 🥵 I was thinking about him at work today for some reason. About going to nostr and then about him for just during my break. His name is @mcshane and he owns 400 girlfriends 
 Are you trying to hurt me? 😭
My soul survival is entirely dependent upon answers

Also why do you want someone who owns a harem?!

How could you cheat on Jack like this?! 😭
You didn't even quit him yet.
You told me he was the only one. 🥺💔 
 Becuase he hasn’t brought positivity or light to me in a very very long time. He gets extremely possessive and jealous of sharing my attention and says the rudest things about my non profit saying I’m doing this for money (for things I’ve won prestigious women’s awards for) he says all the bullshit about me and my organization on public platforms under his real/ name account. Then he often brings up how he only wants 20 year old women so they can poison him like the show Ginny. Lol  
In the beginning he was nicer, but I’ve noticed when Scorpios get involved they can become bad very fast, I used to find positivity with jack when my life was dark but now he just says meanest things 

Mcshane is a lot nicer and calmer and persistent that shows interest, light 💡 brightness 🔆 or some kind of happiness idk why I get happy seeing his work/posts 
 You're breaking his little purple and orange heart!

And the best shit talking he does (recently) is call someone a bum 🙄 --- idk how he's going to be the leader of a weird cryptobro cult that thinks their partially fight club style kings -- so I mean uhhh lol 
 Huh? 
 Nothing... 

But idk why other people are required to bring you joy

It's not his job to bring light to your life

This is an environment that breeds toxicity 

Eventually you either become an asshole or a doormat 

And
You can't please everyone 

Also 21 is a bitcoin reference 
It literally has nothing to do with age
 
 Ignored. 
 Insane  
 I'm still offended 

And I owe crazy lady an apology 

He do be creepin on girls that are barely old enough to drink


Someone pray for him 🙏  
 Where are you drawing this conclusion from?

An illiterate Scorpio from the ghetto Dominican Republic?
What? Lol 
 You're gonna skip out on the deal aren't you? 😭 
 No just a closure 
 It’s becoming unhealthy for me to think of my own age again and again several times a day and get anxiety. 😬 so. The only solution is to be away from jack and people like Jack who make women feel bad about themselves that’s why I said that it would be very difficult for me to pursue someone that I think I may not win. Initially I just did it because I thought I might end up with him 
 Keep tabs on me 
 Just to make sure you don't cheat on the deal 
 I don’t cheat at all, I like to win stuff. If the challenge makes me some form of a hero 🦸‍♀️ then that’s what I want and honestly it’s not like I was ever gonna marry jack or we would fall in love … so I may as well win the ‘get him out of your system’ win 
 You'll be a hero if you're the first in your class to give up the dorsey  
 Like an hour ago? 
 Is this one you too or am I wrong on that

I figured it's a 50/50

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 Some things are always a mystery 
 It is isn't it?

Well if you use a sock account for dorsey related shenanigans that counts as cheating  
 I don’t I let Dorsey go a while ago. 
 I'm not wrong  
 I like soft desserts 🍨 maccarons cake cupcakes canoli, mousse chocolate mouse damn I fucking miss desserts 
 How old are you? 
 60 
 You don't think that's gross? 
 He stays at the north pole 
363.6 days out of the year
It's not hard to find him 
 Is this a code for jack getting poisoned with cookies ? I have a new goal to get a younger 21 yr old man I think I like Priyanka and nick’s relationship and @jack is consistently talking about young so now I’m thinking maybe I’m missing out on something. Similar to how #jackdorsey advertised black girls to an extreme and I started jacking and fucking black men millionaires and real estate brokers and omg their dick was so big. Everything @jack advertises I get very influenced and then I try. I want to be in a relationship with 21 year old Man. Who knows maybe I’ll marry one like Nick and Priyanka, I might start loving one 
 The degree at which Jupiter and Uranus conjunct? 
 One of these days one of these young girls will poison @jack @jack  have you watched the show ginni and Georgia. All men who date women twice as young as their age get poisoned to have a heart attack slowly and die at a young age. It’s only when you marry true love like how Zuckerberg married his wife Priscilla you live a longer healthier life 
 Most men who end ip in the ER with a heart attack are men in their 50’s married to 25-29 year olds #suddencardiacarrest 😂 and then there’s no proof food is something no pathologist can tell what he ate that caused it. The young girl then keeps all the money 💰 
 #jackdorsey Z horoscopes says he will die early who knows probably it’s with the hands of a 21 yr old 🤷‍♀️ I hope so, one thing’s for sure, if I’m working the er the night he has the cardiac arrest with a 21 yr old, I’d never save his life .. on purpose idk 🤷‍♀️ hahahhahhah @jack @dfb866ae @jack 
 Many people die everyday. It isn’t a big deal if @jack does 
 Not only will I not save his life, if I’m working the ER. I’ll break the machines that could save his life. By the time the helicopters come with new equipment, he would be long gone 
 I don’t see jack dying anytime soon. However, his girlfriend might die because mars is in his seventh house of spouses. https://image.nostr.build/9654a0f84353a3db71e9b095941455e7215b789f08e6b9ebcfd9427dd0b83e5d.jpg  
 Dumbass people with Leo in 12 th house usually either die early with their lover killing them or have a public death like Kennedy look it up and have your facts before arguing with me @jack @jack @dfb866ae @Melissa  he could by pass it by marrying his true love but if he hasn’t ever been in love then there’s no true love. I have all my planets in second decan of Aries (house of Leo) I could save him if there was love 
 2100 
 Happy Halving @jack ! 
 Happy Halving! 🎉 
 ok 😔. 
 Nah... 
 Nah 2.1 quadrillion bro 
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 We love him too 💕 
 🫂💜 
 Bust 
 Yea your stock never quite did recover from Oct 21, did it 🤔