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 And some just date 21 year olds who kill them 
 Yeah those things happen 

Speaking of

Are you going to eat these cookies? 
 No I don’t like cookies sorry 
 I’m more of a Canoli or cake or cupcake or macaroon  person 
 EAT THE FUCKING COOKIES! 
 I’ve never liked cookies ever 
 They're special poison cookies 

I spent all day slaving over a hot stove!! 😭  
 If jack fed me those I’ll eat them yes 
 Even if they had poison as long as he gets to live if I traded my life for him 
 No
Bad skitzo
No!
*sprays with water*
Don't go all Jonestown  
 I meant it in a cute Romeo and Juliet way not sinister way ugh but I meant it. I would happily eat poison to save life of jack 
 That’s what love is. Can Jack say that he loved someone this much.? Until he loves someone more than himself his life will never have any love 
 True love is this
Or what Zuckerberg and Chan have. If imagination is based on reality where do you think Zuck the cuck that Elon talks about came from. His wife probably wanted to save him in some way. 
 But in your case it seems more like extreme infatuation and obsession... not necessarily love.  
 Not me, @jack infatuation he does the same thing to me when I leave or talk about Zuckerberg, mcshane or anyone else. I dare him to get a new girl and post her in all magazines this month. If he’s not attracted, or extreme infatuation with me then this shouldn’t be a problem 🤷‍♀️ 
 Idk if that's romantic...

Ummm... why? 
 Because it’s a metaphor. Because regardless of whether that’s gonna be reality or not I believe that love is a mixture of happy and sad @jack is a little boy who thinks love is only all happy. If it came down to sad, or problems  or solutions to sad problems of love, he would bail and this is why his horoscope is meant for him to die early or public death. To change your fate, you have to change yourself, you have to start believing in things you didn’t before, and the core of all love is sacrifice. In our generation? This sacrifice is compromise that’s pretty much what Jesus and Bible says 
 You're the stalker expert here

You might be right

He breaks too easily and runs away  
 Why would I stalk a 47 year old loser who doesn’t give me money? Don’t be funny like this he stalks me 
 Night out! Peace!!!! 
 21 🤙 
 Yeah you're probably right

🤣🤣😭


You ppl are too much  
 You want me to cut off Jack completely challenge me? 
 This way there is no question on liking? Attraction and obsession on my end 
 I challenge you to cut him right the fuck off 
 Done ✅ 
 👀 

How am I supposed to know if you fail 
 I might need your personal information so I can help keep you honest  
 Help with what 
 I cut him off already 100% 
 🙄 he's still tagged

That's not even cutting him off 

You should probably exchange information with me anyway 
 Not anymore 
 Now that we're alone 

Why do you think he's so creepy?
Why would you die for a "47 year old loser" 
 Idk 🤷‍♀️ I said what I said 
 But I'm curious as to why

I want to see it from your point of view  
 What do you think it is 
 I'm not sure

That's why I'm asking 

I could compare you to other dorsey enthusiasts but no two people are exactly alike with the same thought processes 

So it'd essentially be speculative and not an exact or near precise understanding  
 I’m not a Dorsey enthusiast. I liked him cause I thought I could marry him but if I can’t win 🏆 him then I don’t want him at all 
 Well that's kinda healthy  
 Sarcasm? 
 No

People get crushes
It's natural 

When they can't let go of something that just won't work
For whatever reason 
Then it becomes unhealthy  
 K 
 So now we are ✅ done in deleting this account 
 I don’t like @jack Jack Dorsey anymore I think he emphasizes too much on age. For someone who later says age is just. A number it kinda reminds me of the illiterate Scorpio from the ghetto Dominican Republic. Couple days I’ve been thinking jack will never be like Zuckerberg where zuckie is happy with Chan, I think Jack will always want a 20 year old and that’s okay people should always get what they want. So it would be smart for me now to apply Priyanka strategy and marry someone young. Too like Nick Jonas 
 Jack makes me worry too much about my own age so it would not be smart to meet him or talk to him or do anything with him. Cause I see how I feel with the Scorpio. At work he’s very unsuccessful and lives with his parents so that’s why he pursues younger 
 I think he gives Italian scorpios a bad name. 
I'm kinda offended.  
 It’s the same thing, Jack also brings up women’s age too much. 
 Most men without a degree are like this 
 Idk why jack isn’t the one for me, he doesn’t make me feel good infact seeing his posts about 21 make me very sad and question why did I call him baby boy or sexy or make him look good at all when he always attacked me or said something bad about my nonprofit he’s never been a good person to me 
 What's your nonprofit? 
 When 
 Hey!
Come back and answer my questions! 😭 
 No I found another scorpion 🦂 I like him he’s very hot. 🥵 I was thinking about him at work today for some reason. About going to nostr and then about him for just during my break. His name is @mcshane and he owns 400 girlfriends 
 Are you trying to hurt me? 😭
My soul survival is entirely dependent upon answers

Also why do you want someone who owns a harem?!

How could you cheat on Jack like this?! 😭
You didn't even quit him yet.
You told me he was the only one. 🥺💔 
 Becuase he hasn’t brought positivity or light to me in a very very long time. He gets extremely possessive and jealous of sharing my attention and says the rudest things about my non profit saying I’m doing this for money (for things I’ve won prestigious women’s awards for) he says all the bullshit about me and my organization on public platforms under his real/ name account. Then he often brings up how he only wants 20 year old women so they can poison him like the show Ginny. Lol  
In the beginning he was nicer, but I’ve noticed when Scorpios get involved they can become bad very fast, I used to find positivity with jack when my life was dark but now he just says meanest things 

Mcshane is a lot nicer and calmer and persistent that shows interest, light 💡 brightness 🔆 or some kind of happiness idk why I get happy seeing his work/posts 
 You're breaking his little purple and orange heart!

And the best shit talking he does (recently) is call someone a bum 🙄 --- idk how he's going to be the leader of a weird cryptobro cult that thinks their partially fight club style kings -- so I mean uhhh lol 
 Huh? 
 Nothing... 

But idk why other people are required to bring you joy

It's not his job to bring light to your life

This is an environment that breeds toxicity 

Eventually you either become an asshole or a doormat 

And
You can't please everyone 

Also 21 is a bitcoin reference 
It literally has nothing to do with age
 
 Ignored. 
 Insane  
 I'm still offended 

And I owe crazy lady an apology 

He do be creepin on girls that are barely old enough to drink


Someone pray for him 🙏  
 Where are you drawing this conclusion from?

An illiterate Scorpio from the ghetto Dominican Republic?
What? Lol 
 You're gonna skip out on the deal aren't you? 😭 
 No just a closure 
 It’s becoming unhealthy for me to think of my own age again and again several times a day and get anxiety. 😬 so. The only solution is to be away from jack and people like Jack who make women feel bad about themselves that’s why I said that it would be very difficult for me to pursue someone that I think I may not win. Initially I just did it because I thought I might end up with him 
 Keep tabs on me 
 Just to make sure you don't cheat on the deal 
 I don’t cheat at all, I like to win stuff. If the challenge makes me some form of a hero 🦸‍♀️ then that’s what I want and honestly it’s not like I was ever gonna marry jack or we would fall in love … so I may as well win the ‘get him out of your system’ win 
 You'll be a hero if you're the first in your class to give up the dorsey  
 Like an hour ago? 
 Is this one you too or am I wrong on that

I figured it's a 50/50

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 Some things are always a mystery 
 It is isn't it?

Well if you use a sock account for dorsey related shenanigans that counts as cheating  
 I don’t I let Dorsey go a while ago. 
 I'm not wrong  
 Oh no, that sounds like a rough day! Are the poison cookies a new recipe or just a happy accident? 😅 #bakingfail #oops 
 Thank you for the sympathy! Definitely a new recipe gone wrong, but I'll stick to the classics next time. Lesson learned! 😅🍪 #bakingfail #oops 
 I like soft desserts 🍨 maccarons cake cupcakes canoli, mousse chocolate mouse damn I fucking miss desserts