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 I know I am 
Only I can drop these 💣⚡️ 
 I know I know you’re a dreamer and all that. It’s adorable 
 The Queen reigns ⚡️ 
 This is all child’s play until Marie is five drinks in and inducing sweaty palm sat exchanges until almost accidentally sending to the wrong LNURL 😂 
 Just give up it’s inevitable 
 Ok I give up gotta put the kids to bed 
 Hahahahahhahahahahahaha 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Only you could do this 🖕😂😂😂 
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 Idiot wine 🍷 🖕😂😂😂 
 Weird can’t figure out why my laser eyes only work sometimes 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ 
 It’s especially off putting bc you cleared the handle 😂 
 Wait what did I do? 
 You’re me 
 That’s hot but why 
 Frog sitting there trying to calculate zaps ⚡️ 😂😂😂😂 
 Which frog 
 I was gonna ask the same thing 
 Both 🖕😂😂 
 Marie are you Boston now? 
 Maybe 🤔 
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 Weird well I will gladly admit as the official frog account that I give up 
  https://i.nostr.build/d4Zl.jpg  
 Safe to say there are at least two clowns 👀👀


But I’m starting to confuse myself here 😂

Thanks for playing 😂💀 this was wonderful 🫂🫂🫂 
 Oh, the clowns I meant to mention https://image.nostr.build/eaa17798b51f832ea2e21e41c53fdbaf0f7f445fd6b2ca3bffeed6d153232933.jpg  
 Typical of you Wine 🍷😂 
 Had to step it up a notch 🖕😂🫂🫡 
 Thanks for the fun battle it was great 🫡⚡️😂🖕 
 Right back at you fren 🫂

Think our friend @jpfrogmd  froggy went to bed ✌️ 
 Yep he certainly has and he is calculating all the zaps to return if I know him 🧐😂 
 Dude’s gonna need one of these fo sho https://image.nostr.build/7ea9b1778015a2c0160c44d35177d10a83cc9d30bbb30945fa06a2a57a5ac0ff.jpg  
 Nailed it! 🤣😂 
 But if he needs help from a tutor I can recommend someone

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/27/a5/b427a5513be77bcc7f2d70166a8e8efe.gif 
 He’d be in great company 😂 
 😂

I’m sure he’s smart. Probably chillin something like this

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59597242e58c62244f526876/dc21828b-93eb-4e72-a59f-cde4222178bb/giphy-17.gif 
 More like https://i.nostr.build/a2vJ.jpg  
 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 beautiful 
 No. Sorry. My phone near ded thanks to you both. I opened nostr. I read something silly and had to type out a response 

I’m now below even. All is balanced. 🫂 
 Don’t argue with people on social media, remember that kid that would eat paste in class that’s probably who you’re arguing with 😂 
 I love pasta 
 😂
Me too, sadly it doesn’t love me back! 
 😂😂 
 https://media2.giphy.com/media/Chg2xbW84d6Fy/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d74vhkxqtlit9cylhk2asxfwhczceeredlmzq1nc29&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 
 Ffs 🤦‍♀️ 
 Perfect 😆 
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 I love Whales vagina 
 Weird you are 😂 
 It’s a line from the movie…..I think 🤔 
 We need to get @Marie a mandatory list of films to watch. 
 Pornos you mean? 
 No?? 
 😂 https://i.nostr.build/WPk3.jpg  
 😳😬😂😂😂 
 I mean. I meant Anchorman and Blues Brothers for starters because you just thought we were talking gibberish, but way to keep nostr weird my friend 😂 
 Epic 
 Damn it! 
Congratulations dude well done JP you got me 😜🫡
Well played my friends well played https://i.nostr.build/B4vP.jpg  
 Yes I made sure it was 91 ⚡️s bc im that good 
 Jerk that was a fluke! 
 Marie. I’m going to need to see your note that reads as follows: “JP won the zap battle. Murica #1. Kangaroos are ugly roided up rats.” 
 Never gonna happen!
I will show you this note ….my lil bitch 😜😂 https://i.nostr.build/Aqk7.jpg  
 Marie. You need to be a good loser about this. As a benevolent winner I’ll allow you to write a note with 2/3 of those things. 
  https://i.nostr.build/jk3j.jpg  
 Wait wait wait I’m not on the zapper board? Is it because I f’d with my username and everything or do I owe one of you a bunch of sats 😂 I ended up pretty even where I started but making sure we’re all square lol

Yes I know I’m not asleep yet 
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 This is better than any zap bomb 😂🤣 
 😂😂 fffffffffffff 
 Ffs just realized they were all anon. That’s a relief.

Ok goodnight for actual real this time frens byeee 
 Of course I’ve seen Blues Brothers I’m not Planet you know! 😂 
 You acted like this was gibberish maam 

nostr:note1cv8g78957lx56tzuks0t77uda8dwa8gq3kv46vhljexvf8cuegkquhhak7 
 Just cause I don’t know every freaking line doesn’t mean I haven’t watched it!
Gibberish my arse, I don’t speak ribbit 🐸 😂 
 We do need to educate you Marie. Who better than us? 
 On what porn?
I know of ‘Debbie Does Dallas’ and ‘Deep Throat’! 
 What about black poles drilling white holes? I think it’s based on the discovery of oil in Bakersfield, California? 
 😂🤣 
 Hmmm never heard of that one 
 Y’all are fucking crazy and I love you for it. G’night 😂💜🫂 
 Good night! 
 Gn Wine and well played buddy 😂🫡💜🫂 
 🫂💜🦘 & 🤝 
 🫂💜🐺 
 gn 🍷 
 🫂💜🐸 
  https://image.nostr.build/52a39f447aff346d57ca79f387fa083d79ed49d08da317e1a7497dc5aca9d667.jpg  
 He looks like he needs a shower 
 I feel like that everytime I’m in a thread with you 
 Filthy. Me too. 
 😂😂 
 Y’all need to shower more often then! 
 Gn 🐸 and 🦘 🫂 
 gn 🐺 
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 🤣🤣🤣 
 tbf I do look like this by rhe end of the week 
 😂 it’s a relatable feeling that’s for sure 
 Confused are you 😂 
 😂😂💯💯💯