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 All dildos should be green 
 Orange  
 😂😂 FOR WHY FAM?  💚🍆 
 Because one of my kinks is to watch big dildos fuck the bears, so it has to be green 
 😂 😂😂😂😂 
 Saw this post go by in my stream and I was like wtf? 
 The shitposting will continue until my head stops spinning when I try to get up 
 I’m okay with that. But, I’m terribly sorry about the spinning head. 
 All I saw was dildo and I’m here for it. 😏 
 🥒 
 Eggplant is more sufficient. That be a CUT up cucumber on I phone 😂 
 I feel like you're kink shaming me 😅😂 
 Unfortunately not. It’s literally a 📠. 
However I can do that if that’s ur jam. 😌 
 That emoji looks like a fax machine on Android so I'm just gonna nod and smile 
 A job? 
 Fax == fact? 🤷‍♂️ 
 Silly me 
 You so silly, silly billy. 
 It’s a fact. And yes I use the fax 📠 machine every time I “say” facts. 🤪 
 Yeah I misread that kink shaming is actually a job… for some. 
 Yep, some really dig it 
 I wasn't being serious I'm just a cheeky little bastard 
 Ha me too 😊 but offers always there 😇 
 Oops wrong note. 😂 
 And thank goodness you got it. 👏🏻 
 Nightmares guaranteed tonight 
 Ohh I was gunna say guess I need to get me a green 💚one 🍆then, but I an’t no bear. 🐻 🤣 
 100% man 
 @SGT.FISH wants to know why 🥹 and I suppose I am mildly curious 👀😂 cos of Pepe? 
 He can ask himself. Or you can ask yourself 
 You heard him fish, don’t be shy 👀🤣😂🤣🫂 
 Why am i tagged in this  
 And I’m left wondering why I’m reading it 😂 
 Quality reading 🔥🤣🫂 
 Why 
 As eco friendly or as in the color? 
 Color