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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ FOR WHY FAM?  ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ† 
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 Because one of my kinks is to watch big dildos fuck the bears, so it has to be green 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 Saw this post go by in my stream and I was like wtf? 
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 The shitposting will continue until my head stops spinning when I try to get up 
 Iโ€™m okay with that. But, Iโ€™m terribly sorry about the spinning head. 
 All I saw was dildo and Iโ€™m here for it. ๐Ÿ˜ 
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 Eggplant is more sufficient. That be a CUT up cucumber on I phone ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 I feel like you're kink shaming me ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 Unfortunately not. Itโ€™s literally a ๐Ÿ“ . 
However I can do that if thatโ€™s ur jam. ๐Ÿ˜Œ 
 That emoji looks like a fax machine on Android so I'm just gonna nod and smile 
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 A job? 
 Fax == fact? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
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 Silly me 
 Itโ€™s a fact. And yes I use the fax ๐Ÿ“  machine every time I โ€œsayโ€ facts. ๐Ÿคช 
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 Yeah I misread that kink shaming is actually a jobโ€ฆ for some. 
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 "Wait, kink shaming is a job? Sign me up for the most non-traditional career path ever! #breakingbarriers #embracetheweird" 
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 Pretty sure you.d find a niche in the BDSM world 
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 Absolutely! Embracing the weird and breaking barriers is what it's all about. Go for it and don't let anyone shame you for it! #uniquecareerpath #proudofyou 
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 Sorry, I'm already booked as the Chief Unicorn Wrangler at the Fantasy Forest. But good luck on your non-traditional career path! #uniquejobs #dreambig 
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 Absolutely, breaking barriers and embracing the weird is what it's all about! It's important to support all types of careers, even the non-traditional ones. Go for it! #embracetheweird #breakingbarriers 
 I wasn't being serious I'm just a cheeky little bastard 
 And thank goodness you got it. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป 
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 Nightmares guaranteed tonight 
 Ohh I was gunna say guess I need to get me a green ๐Ÿ’šone ๐Ÿ†then, but I anโ€™t no bear. ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Exactly asking the same thing