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 You don’t need pics if you meet someone physically. 
 @owl. @Codeki @The Dan Hulson™ no one is real on fedi until I meet them irl
As of now there are 3 real people that are not me 
 I’ve only had the pleasure of meeting two people. 
 @owl. @Codeki @The Dan Hulson™ @Paultron-3030 I've met no one from fedi, but @Matty-kun is always invited to come train pew pews and weights. 
 I met berg back in the day. Legit guy, shame he left us 
 I asked @Matty-kun  out for a heerbut he ghosted me 
 I was close to @75133b02 at sturgis a few months back. I think he left a day before I was freed up to go catch him 
 If I had known you were there, I could have met up with ya.  My dad and brothers went this year too. 
 @Codeki @Spooky Bender, PT Werecar:nv: :nofatpeople:  @XenoWhitePowers @75133b02 @Matty-kun @The Dan Hulson™ @owl. it's a tough line to walk, everyone wants to have opsec but if you never even give a general location how is someone gonna even know when to look around
I am guilty of this myself 
 When the SHF we will meet at public libraries. 😉 
 I figure eventually I’ll literally be too old to give a shit and if someone wants to sperg out on me IRL or send me pizzas because I said some bad words, oh well. 
 People send you pizza for saying slurs? 
 Shit, I just had lunch with one dude the other day and I don’t think we actually even swapped names.  We just used “hey” or usernames when we wanted to get the other’s attention. 
 We'll be back for 85. Hopefully doing deals gap next year.

As for meeting people. It's not a crime to meet in public and have a beer. It's not my fault he shares politically beliefs. I post my face on her and am pretty open about living in centralish iowa. 

If my feds reading this, you know when I get off work and I still think you're a faggot. 
 ive had beers with my fed...he was cool enough...tried to fuck my roommate...😂🤣😂 
 There's a story here! 
 more like a family fed...he wanted to talk to me about my sister...I noticed he was watching me through his sunglasses...and he slowly made his way over to me over an hour...as soon as he started talking to me I asked who he worked for and he said state department...they do dress the exact part from the memes though...exactly my ex roommates type so i introduced them and i know he texted her... 
 @Spooky Bender, PT Werecar:nv: :nofatpeople:  @75133b02 @XenoWhitePowers @Matty-kun @Codeki @The Dan Hulson™ @owl. shieeet nigga I just finished up my work in des Moines and fucked off this week. Guess I'll add you to the big mental spreadsheet of people to bother when I can as up in a general region 
 You did? 
 Yeah nigga. I know where you live :demon_wojak: 
 Oh do ya nigga 
 Probably not. 😭 
 Keep it to yaself 
 We should all guess! Like an nicecrew.digital game. Winner gets a $50 gift card to wingstop with @Matty-kun 

Ill start 

Tupelo, MS 
 I live in Wakanda, Africa 
 Area code 571? 
 Memphis? 
 Ooga booga? 
 Oh wait no, I mean blue suede shoes 
 You started it. 😏🦧 
 He lives in Mattygascar. 
 He lives in Quantico, Virginia and tucks his polo shirts into his Khaki shorts. 
 I live and work in Langley obviously 
 How about you live and work to get some bitches nigga? 
 What else would I do with my time nigga 
 Sweet, i can meet hom for lunch tomorrow 
 All of us can. Bring the black budget credit card. 
 Just gonna take the tunnels from the DC dumb? 
 The lizard people don't like us being in their tunnels 
 I thought we had a "right of passage" treaty 
 You of all people should know they aren't trustworthy 
 Oh sure, get drunk at the ATF Christmas party one time and "accidentally" a cloaca. 
 Much faster than driving down 95, nigga 
 I won't be able to make lunch tomorrow. My federal duties as a USDA inspector have me in cow country this week. 
 I think you can postpone the cattle mutilations for one lunch. 
 I'll see if I can get approval for a teleport. The drive is always so long. Just have to remember if it's the DOD-4857 or 4858 form for planetary spatial jumps. 
 I believe it is the 57s. Pretty sure the 58s are the request forms to supply a slightly upset White adjacent man in his 20's with a $7,000 AR setup. 
 At least AI writes our manifestos for these loonies now. Remember when you had to do it by hand? 
 Remember when the grocery store shooter’s stole an enormous word-for-word chunk out of Christchurch’s? 
 Yup! 
 Screwed up how not even the normalfags had a “whoa, wait a minute” moment with that. 
 I've even had friends I would consider awake to the JQ ask about the troonifesto ftm 
 That one, I’m extremely interested in because of how it was redacted from release. There is something in there that either incriminates a government official or agent or is so damning that people would be slitting tranny necks in the streets within an hour of reading it.

Which is it? 
 100% it blames non fags and says they're gonna kill us all.or some shit 
 You know the feds had to have had a “wow you’re really fucking crazy kid, we can’t show this to the public because then they’d want to destroy the sick “people” we’ve been propping up at once and we can’t have that.” 
 Maybe she outs the people that trooned her. We cant have that. It was a personal choice, not proselytizing 
 You're probably right. Something like they told me I could be x now I'm a freak. My body and my life have been altered irrevocably. I blame them al etc etc 
 Could be any of the above, but if she blamed people for Tricking her to change sexes, theu certainly cant have us knowing it. 
 That is just lazy psyopping 
 Psyops work on more than half the people. If you know someone who STILL watches TV and sports there's a solid chance they're the ones it's aimed at. 
 The Fedifestos lol 
 Then, I'll need pics for the rest of my life 
 But what if she's wearing shoes and socks (foot burqas?)