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 I live in Wakanda, Africa 
 Area code 571? 
 Memphis? 
 Ooga booga? 
 Oh wait no, I mean blue suede shoes 
 You started it. 😏🦧 
 He lives in Mattygascar. 
 He lives in Quantico, Virginia and tucks his polo shirts into his Khaki shorts. 
 I live and work in Langley obviously 
 How about you live and work to get some bitches nigga? 
 What else would I do with my time nigga 
 Sweet, i can meet hom for lunch tomorrow 
 All of us can. Bring the black budget credit card. 
 Just gonna take the tunnels from the DC dumb? 
 The lizard people don't like us being in their tunnels 
 I thought we had a "right of passage" treaty 
 You of all people should know they aren't trustworthy 
 Oh sure, get drunk at the ATF Christmas party one time and "accidentally" a cloaca. 
 Much faster than driving down 95, nigga 
 I won't be able to make lunch tomorrow. My federal duties as a USDA inspector have me in cow country this week. 
 I think you can postpone the cattle mutilations for one lunch. 
 I'll see if I can get approval for a teleport. The drive is always so long. Just have to remember if it's the DOD-4857 or 4858 form for planetary spatial jumps. 
 I believe it is the 57s. Pretty sure the 58s are the request forms to supply a slightly upset White adjacent man in his 20's with a $7,000 AR setup. 
 At least AI writes our manifestos for these loonies now. Remember when you had to do it by hand? 
 Remember when the grocery store shooter’s stole an enormous word-for-word chunk out of Christchurch’s? 
 Yup! 
 Screwed up how not even the normalfags had a “whoa, wait a minute” moment with that. 
 I've even had friends I would consider awake to the JQ ask about the troonifesto ftm 
 That one, I’m extremely interested in because of how it was redacted from release. There is something in there that either incriminates a government official or agent or is so damning that people would be slitting tranny necks in the streets within an hour of reading it.

Which is it? 
 100% it blames non fags and says they're gonna kill us all.or some shit 
 You know the feds had to have had a “wow you’re really fucking crazy kid, we can’t show this to the public because then they’d want to destroy the sick “people” we’ve been propping up at once and we can’t have that.” 
 Maybe she outs the people that trooned her. We cant have that. It was a personal choice, not proselytizing 
 You're probably right. Something like they told me I could be x now I'm a freak. My body and my life have been altered irrevocably. I blame them al etc etc 
 Could be any of the above, but if she blamed people for Tricking her to change sexes, theu certainly cant have us knowing it. 
 That is just lazy psyopping 
 Psyops work on more than half the people. If you know someone who STILL watches TV and sports there's a solid chance they're the ones it's aimed at. 
 The Fedifestos lol