That would be the perfect C++ mascot ... I wonder if there's a real one ... shit there is a lot on this list:

https://wiki.poast.org/wiki/List_of_computing_mascots?lang=en

...this one ... this has gotta be a joke right?

https://djsumdog.com/media/a8c0fcc3f7cd151c2c70f193b70dd703a33a6f128fd878cb08cf9c4de87c2987.png 

 @djsumdog @Bead conspiracy theory: libreboot was kicked out of GNU for having a good logo

https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/01a81717c3e6eb054478dec8371a3a1e35d661e9ae69beb37c2f2a241623dddc.png