That would be the perfect C++ mascot ... I wonder if there's a real one ... shit there is a lot on this list:

https://wiki.poast.org/wiki/List_of_computing_mascots?lang=en

...this one ... this has gotta be a joke right?

https://djsumdog.com/media/a8c0fcc3f7cd151c2c70f193b70dd703a33a6f128fd878cb08cf9c4de87c2987.png