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 Good. Now all they need to do now is go back to cooking their food from scratch and use actual quality ingredients for once. Instead of reheating shit that barely passes for food. From frozen food boxes popped into the microwave, or oven. 

Last meal I are there the food was still fucking frozen in the middle. I realized that red lobster along with olive garden and many others finally became this scene from National Lampoons European Vacation.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQHqmPQau4Q
 
 Fun fact about me: I’ve never set foot inside a Red Lobster. 🦞 
 Have you set foot in any form of crustacea? 
 You aren't missing anything except seafood poisoning and explosive diareah. 

Aside from their cheddar bay biscuits which used to be good 20 years ago. That shit was beyond tasty before it became more chemicals and preservatives than actual food. 

On that note it would be worth it to find a copycat recipe for red lobster cheddar bay  biscuits using all natural ingredients. 

Cook them yourself and discover all the glory that comes with eating those little pieces of heaven. Its a blast from the past that doesn't really exist anymore.