@449841af I'd make it 50MM for this, if true: “impact into the standing water at the bottom of The Slide caused [her one-piece bathing suit] to be painfully forced between her legs and for water to be violently forced inside her,” resulting in “immediate and severe pain internally,” immediate bleeding, and “permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing [her] bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs.”