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 Thought this tweet was a joke, then I remembered the hot coffee lawsuit.
Silly me
https://wdwnt.com/2023/09/typhoon-lagoon-wedgie-disney-lawsuit/

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 @449841af i'll bet she's a ham planet 
 @449841af I'd make it 50MM for this, if true:
“impact into the standing water at the bottom of The Slide caused [her one-piece bathing suit] to be painfully forced between her legs and for water to be violently forced inside her,” resulting in “immediate and severe pain internally,” immediate bleeding, and “permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing [her] bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs.” 
 @449841af personally I think we should praise this. Whoever out there can come up with some good lawsuits to take a little bit of money from giant evil corporations should do so. 

Just gum up the works with lawsuits. Collapse the entire “justice” system from being clogged up with paperwork. 
 @449841af that hot coffee lawsuit was actually 100% legitimate