I joined the Navy for a decade. I'm also retarded.
Welcome to the circle o retarded my digital fren🌅 https://m.primal.net/LNuh.jpg
Im so retarded the army wouldn’t have me. Literally applied to JAG three years in a row. Captain told me he interviewed 80 people and only put forward three for a commission including me and I couldn’t get in.
Ooooo. Fancy officer type. If you were a true retard, you'd go enlisted. 🤣
I was considering doing that as a way in but by then I met my wife and decided to make money instead.
Good call