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 I joined the Navy for a decade. I'm also retarded.  
 Welcome to the circle o retarded my digital fren🌅
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 And thank you for ur service🫡🙌🏽 
 Im so retarded the army wouldn’t have me. Literally applied to JAG three years in a row.  Captain told me he interviewed 80 people and only put forward three for a commission including me and I couldn’t get in. 
 Ooooo. Fancy officer type. If you were a true retard, you'd go enlisted. 🤣 
 I was considering doing that as a way in but by then I met my wife and decided to make money instead. 
 Good call