This is a perfectly plausible headline here in South Florida.  It would typically happen on a large yacht, however, by some crew member who’d been seen snorting oxy and diesel oil at the Southport Raw Bar just hours earlier.

https://bsky.app/profile/programmerhumor.bsky.social/post/3katrammqdg2p

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/178/678/805/411/627/original/0e8794b17d227fca.jpg 

 @40cd5708 I think that was a hoax? Can’t remember. It was a Mr. Beast thing?

This guy actually did it (and lived to tell the story)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCzYaIW50A