This is a perfectly plausible headline here in South Florida.  It would typically happen on a large yacht, however, by some crew member who’d been seen snorting oxy and diesel oil at the Southport Raw Bar just hours earlier.

https://bsky.app/profile/programmerhumor.bsky.social/post/3katrammqdg2p

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