A strong foundation was clearly not the priority over there 🤦 

 Top is in! 😂 

 wait til the old lady hears about this…

https://media4.giphy.com/media/XWJhb2RI0qjnO/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91yzs6w91mt661nvbywj6cw277atbn4yo9u6jg0wzx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 Swan vibes have been bad and continue to get worse 

 Wahahaha this is fucked up 

 Stopped using them a long time ago thankfully. What a clown show 

 Something about trusted third parties 

 Yeah, my fortress ‘legacy’ account withdrawal has been at pending for 48 hours.  I think my DCA will be joining my 3.80% btc on fiat at River before months end. 

 What a fucking shitshow! 

 ‘Micky Mouse’ 💀 

 We still doin’ that “trust” bullshit? 

 "don't worry, keep buying into our house of cards" 

 ‘Swan has your back’ 👀 

Trusting @Swan @cory is like trusting Diddy at a freak off when he promised it would ‘just be the tip’ 

 hahah, what in the world 

 Such a bad look. Swan's business model is weak and does not have your back. Virtically integrate your own custody solution Swan. 

 😂 

 The lawyers are in balls deep 

 Do people still use swan? 

 people need another round of NYKNYB 

 Haven't used Swan in close to a year. There have been way too many changes. We always withdrew our Bitcoin as soon as it was available to do so, so no worries 😁  

 Steady lads, deploying more capital. 

 Every “credible” bitcoin voice (you know who you are) that still promotes Swan on their podcasts needs to take a hard look at their contractual sponsorship obligations. 

 FatBear doesn't have a podcast to sell out 

 INTEGRITY 

 The fine print 
https://media.tenor.com/O4qPlNvRxIwAAAAd/south-park.gif 

 Why not just custody it themselves? 

 I'll let you guess. It rhymes with Pegulations. 

 Inappropriate relations or hallucinations? 

 pretty sure ITrust had the same issue 

 Just checked my account, they hit me for $125. Christ. 

 They have been a big disappointment and a poorly managed company.  I haven’t conducted any transactions with them since 2023 and am glad they don’t have any Bitcoin or funds of mine currently to hit me with that $125 fee.  

I have been using River ever since. 

 I tried to setup river but it insta locks my account everytime it sees my VPN 

 whoa. i use iTrust Capital for my IRA and they did the same. who is this Fortress Capital and did they really just get rich by exiting stage left and billing us all their exit fees?