JFC, what Micky mouse shit is this
https://image.nostr.build/2b799dbb87f7c3eb7b9e8a2d3a088fd405be15a320b678357aa0dabb377436fe.jpg


A strong foundation was clearly not the priority over there 🤦


Top is in! 😂


wait til the old lady hears about this…

https://media4.giphy.com/media/XWJhb2RI0qjnO/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91yzs6w91mt661nvbywj6cw277atbn4yo9u6jg0wzx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Swan vibes have been bad and continue to get worse


Wahahaha this is fucked up


Stopped using them a long time ago thankfully. What a clown show


Something about trusted third parties


Yeah, my fortress ‘legacy’ account withdrawal has been at pending for 48 hours.  I think my DCA will be joining my 3.80% btc on fiat at River before months end.


What a fucking shitshow!


‘Micky Mouse’ 💀


We still doin’ that “trust” bullshit?


"don't worry, keep buying into our house of cards"


💥ZAP


‘Swan has your back’ 👀

Trusting nostr:npub1tftc33ttam85wraffce62cgtvvjrmttquqlv6a0agtfm5nl4vues82xar5 nostr:npub18p63njhaxftx3m8luk2h0umj8p3cmfx09kv9hqhext7gr5ea585qsc0k8k is like trusting Diddy at a freak off when he promised it would ‘just be the tip’


hahah, what in the world


Such a bad look. Swan's business model is weak and does not have your back. Virtically integrate your own custody solution Swan.


Onward 🫡


The lawyers are in balls deep


Do people still use swan?


people need another round of NYKNYB


Haven't used Swan in close to a year. There have been way too many changes. We always withdrew our Bitcoin as soon as it was available to do so, so no worries 😁


Steady lads, deploying more capital.


Every “credible” bitcoin voice (you know who you are) that still promotes Swan on their podcasts needs to take a hard look at their contractual sponsorship obligations.


FatBear doesn't have a podcast to sell out


INTEGRITY


Why not just custody it themselves?


The fine print
https://media.tenor.com/O4qPlNvRxIwAAAAd/south-park.gif


pretty sure ITrust had the same issue


I'll let you guess. It rhymes with Pegulations.


Just checked my account, they hit me for $125. Christ.


Inappropriate relations or hallucinations?


They have been a big disappointment and a poorly managed company.  I haven’t conducted any transactions with them since 2023 and am glad they don’t have any Bitcoin or funds of mine currently to hit me with that $125 fee.

I have been using River ever since.


I tried to setup river but it insta locks my account everytime it sees my VPN


whoa. i use iTrust Capital for my IRA and they did the same. who is this Fortress Capital and did they really just get rich by exiting stage left and billing us all their exit fees?