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 If you don’t pour water into your bottle of shampoo when it’s empty to get an extra lather, you’re not stacking hard enough. 
 Just did it today 🤙 
 This is financial advice ™ 
 Life advice 🫡 
 You use shampoo? 
 Once or twice a week 
 Same 
 The free stuff at the gym 
 Shampoo? 
 I made it myself 
 You may be stacking hard enuf if….🤣 
 Until I got the idea to just not have hair 🤔 
 Gonna have to pluck the stubble….razors are more spensive than shampoo🤔😂 
 Why use a razor? Just pour acid on your head 
 https://m.primal.net/LXqX.jpg 
 Classic movie 😂 
 I laughed so hard in the cinema the first time I saw it that my 4 year old daughter and her friend (also 4) moved to different seats😂🤣

…true story😳 
 https://media.tenor.com/QAmWt-vRM3UAAAAC/robin-williams-lol.gif 
 Serious q…If ur not peeing outside during the day and if u flush every time u pee after dark are u stackin hard enuf? 
 Uv snatched the pebble from my hand grasshopper😂🤣🤣🙌🏽 https://image.nostr.build/be0008354eb5f645cf73e9b7d755293dd54db16e274f005d33f440f93a28e831.jpg  
 always! 
 You're not just rubbing your bar of soap on your head? 
 Bar of soap? What’s that 
 Those little rectangular things you get out of the maid's cart in hotels. 
 Oh yeah those are free I gotta restock those 
 😳😂🤣

Best response o day…so far🙌🏽🌅 
 Using shampoo is a common rookie mistake. Don’t be too hard on yourself 
 You’re right. The best move is to not have hair. 
 YES 
 You buy shampoo? 
 He's talking about the ones he took from motel 7 last year 
 🎯 
 that reminds me... it's pretty easy to make liquid soap if you can get potassium hydroxide... it's also used for making biodiesel, and i have loads of tallow, and a source for belgian tallow

i need to get me some potassium hydroxide

best soap i ever used was in the old days of the noughties buying Dr Bronner's Liquid Castile Soap and the stuff is not the product it used to be, and it always contained coconut as well as olive oil

tallow based soap is the best... the stearic acid leaves a residue on your hair that makes it shiny and more springy, and it's easy to make a liquid soap, in fact, the first soaps were liquid because you can make a fairly strong potassium hydroxide powder by simply putting wood in a furnace and collecting the white ash after you burn out all of the other things, the main thing in tree sap is potassium 
 I don’t. But then again I use only a couple of drops for my hair and even my small bottle lasts a very long time.
 
 You’re leaving sats on the table friend 
 Can't remember I time when I didn't do this. 🤝