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nobody | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Too late. You’ve already been fired. 
We were clear in the job description.
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mike | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 What’s my severance package like?

Can I retire yet?

Asking for the wife and my 75 little bambino’s that were counting on me
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nobody | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Very generous. Paid 100% in Doge / ETH & only stipulation is you can’t sell any for 2 years. 
Good luck.
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mike | 8 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Elon and Vitalik, wait for me, I didn’t mean all those things I said.

Your coins are great, let me back in the club, I promise I’ll use the toilets for their intended purpose in the future.