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 Perfection 🥂 
 What up Jay. 
 Sup SatsMyDude.  
 Cold chilling. Relaxing the shit out of day today. Feels good.  Grateful today. 
 Pretty much the same. Though I really need to get on reorganizing my kitchen after my move. Next up are the pots and pans. Kneeling and getting back up is still pretty hard. 
 Just throw them away. You always need way less pots/pans than you actually own. 

I will die on that hill. Same with plates & all the other shit we have way too much of. 

THROW AWAY = problem solved. 
 That joke is too smart. 

Dumb it down pls. 
 DUMSTR ? 
 That means two things as well. Still too high brow. 
 Sorry sir, best I can do.

I resign 
 Too late. You’ve already been fired. 
We were clear in the job description. 
 What’s my severance package like?

Can I retire yet?

Asking for the wife and my 75 little bambino’s that were counting on me 
 Very generous. Paid 100% in Doge / ETH & only stipulation is you can’t sell any for 2 years. 
Good luck. 
 Elon and Vitalik, wait for me, I didn’t mean all those things I said.

Your coins are great, let me back in the club, I promise I’ll use the toilets for their intended purpose in the future. 
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