I like you dear 😘 You’re not annoying at all. 🫂 

 🫂♥️ same, girl. 

 Meaning one others half of nostr is fan of you 😱🤗🔥 

 You are giving away my secrets. 🤫 

 I’m in the good half 🤗🔥 

 followed.   :3 

 GM crazy princess. Let’s follow each other. 

 Pfft. Easily one of the highest signal humans on nostr. Truly.  

 You're supposed to say, 

"Oh yeah, don't follow her. You can't afford her." 

 "Oh, yeah. Her? Follow her. You can't afford not to." 😎 

 That, too. 😁 

 https://c.tenor.com/MryJ1ZxeK6EAAAAd/tenor.gif 

 Did you write this for me? 

 The #donotfollowthisgirl club is now opened for following. 

 hahaha 

 Can you really see who muted you? 

 Yes. 😊 

 What's your count? 

 That's a very personal question, sir. 

 But nostrich, just look at those eyes 

 Don't do it, man! Save yourself!

https://c.tenor.com/PYCueZUTdsIAAAAd/tenor.gif 

 I've seen them in person. 
Yes. I'm boasting. 
No, I don't care that it's silly to do so.  

 That flex, tho. 😁

https://c.tenor.com/QUFYU1QKYbsAAAAC/tenor.gif 

 https://media.tenor.com/Nz-3qG1TPqwAAAAM/abs-chad-abschad.gif  

 good one! 

 https://c.tenor.com/6bUnLYb54jgAAAAC/tenor.gif 

 lol 

 Picture completely unrelated to post. 

 nice! 

 Hey 😎👋! 

Lol what did you do to get blocked by half of all nostr users. Or is that a joke? 

 Follow me, and find out. 

 I did 

 https://c.tenor.com/qEV9igsXP4YAAAAC/tenor.gif 

 Thanks! 

 So... are you really blocked by half of all nostr users🤣? 

  Not really, but yes.

https://next.nostrudel.ninja/#/u/npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl/muted-by 

 Sorry, but I'm not sure what I'm looking at here🤔. 

 It's a list of all of the npubs who have me on a mute list. 

 Lol it says no one has you muted 

 Might have to wait a minute for it to load. 

 Still won't load. Lol I'll take your word for it😁. 

 But you are pretty, which IS a compliment. 

 What color are your eyes ⁉️ 

 Gray 

 I love saying that under a black-n-white photograph. 😂

Umm... Was that snark, or...? 

 No no not at all. Gray is fine too 🤣
From the tone of it, I would go for hazel or green though 🤓 

 Sorry to disappoint. 😊 https://i.nostr.build/83XLkDngGpErYaGX.jpg 

 On the contrary, very pretty 🤩 

 Greener than mine
https://image.nostr.build/e9227db1d07b555fe24903e9e54abc9a202886ddd02bc8a6ce2934deb292242a.png 

 She also knows way too much about way too many things, and has been retrospectively un-invited to all the popular girls' birthdays in high school. 

 I was never invited to the popular girls' birthday parties.

Well, I was invited once. And then they learnt their lesson. 😏

https://c.tenor.com/60rORLZrE0cAAAAC/tenor.gif 

 im more annoying and offensive, pretty much get banned from all social media i use