Hey, new Nostriches, you definitely shouldn't follow me.

I'm not famous or rich, I don't have any snazzy professional titles or fancy job, I'm really bitchy and annoying, and half of Nostr has me muted.

 https://i.nostr.build/O7rh1gohWVAiwQFr.jpg


I like you dear 😘 You’re not annoying at all. 🫂


Meaning one others half of nostr is fan of you 😱🤗🔥


followed.   :3


GM crazy princess. Let’s follow each other.


You are giving away my secrets. 🤫


🫂♥ same, girl.


Pfft. Easily one of the highest signal humans on nostr. Truly.


Can you really see who muted you?


Did you write this for me?


Yes. 😊


But nostrich, just look at those eyes


The #donotfollowthisgirl club is now opened for following.


hahaha


good one!


I’m in the good half 🤗🔥


lol


You're supposed to say,

"Oh yeah, don't follow her. You can't afford her."


Onward 🫡


Don't do it, man! Save yourself!

https://c.tenor.com/PYCueZUTdsIAAAAd/tenor.gif


"Oh, yeah. Her? Follow her. You can't afford not to." 😎


nice!


Picture completely unrelated to post.


That, too. 😁


I've seen them in person.
Yes. I'm boasting.
No, I don't care that it's silly to do so.


That flex, tho. 😁

https://c.tenor.com/QUFYU1QKYbsAAAAC/tenor.gif


Hey 😎👋!

Lol what did you do to get blocked by half of all nostr users. Or is that a joke?


But you are pretty, which IS a compliment.


Follow me, and find out.


I did


So... are you really blocked by half of all nostr users🤣?


Thanks!


 Not really, but yes.

https://next.nostrudel.ninja/#/u/npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl/muted-by


What's your count?


Sorry, but I'm not sure what I'm looking at here🤔.


Lol it says no one has you muted


It's a list of all of the npubs who have me on a mute list.


Might have to wait a minute for it to load.


That's a very personal question, sir.


:heandbang:


Still won't load. Lol I'll take your word for it😁.


Hey, new Nostriches, you definitely shouldn't follow me.

I'm not famous or rich, I don't have any snazzy professional titles or fancy job, I'm really bitchy and annoying, and half of Nostr has me muted.

 https://i.nostr.build/O7rh1gohWVAiwQFr.jpg


What color are your eyes ⁉


Gray


She also knows way too much about way too many things, and has been retrospectively un-invited to all the popular girls' birthdays in high school.


I love saying that under a black-n-white photograph. 😂

Umm... Was that snark, or...?


I was never invited to the popular girls' birthday parties.

Well, I was invited once. And then they learnt their lesson. 😏

https://c.tenor.com/60rORLZrE0cAAAAC/tenor.gif


im more annoying and offensive, pretty much get banned from all social media i use


No no not at all. Gray is fine too 🤣
From the tone of it, I would go for hazel or green though 🤓


Sorry to disappoint. 😊 https://i.nostr.build/83XLkDngGpErYaGX.jpg


On the contrary, very pretty 🤩


Greener than mine
https://image.nostr.build/e9227db1d07b555fe24903e9e54abc9a202886ddd02bc8a6ce2934deb292242a.png