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SameGirlie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @61fda404 😂
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ceee9b0e | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @dbd17de6 
No comment... 👇🏿

https://messageinabottle-cs.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-jelly-bean-jar-theory-of-marriage.html?m=1
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SameGirlie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @61fda404 I hate jelly beans, HAHAHAHAHAAAA
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ceee9b0e | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @dbd17de6 
3 reasons to hate #JellyBeans (*NOT #3GoodThings🤬 haha):

1. They were a favorite of crook & racist #RonaldReagan🖕🏿

2. I once lost a crown while chewing on them 🦷

3. Just the sight of jelly beans in a grocery store reminds me that I'll never empty that "proverbial jar" 😈

Maybe I need a red convertible sports car and a 20yo gf to deal with my midlife crisis😢😭 LMAO #SugarDaddy or #JellyBeanDaddy?

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/021/295/370/302/221/original/17188d2eee6267bb.mp4
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SameGirlie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @61fda404 ewwwwwwwwww HAHAHAA