@dbd17de6 
3 reasons to hate #JellyBeans (*NOT #3GoodThings🤬 haha):

1. They were a favorite of crook & racist #RonaldReagan🖕🏿

2. I once lost a crown while chewing on them 🦷

3. Just the sight of jelly beans in a grocery store reminds me that I'll never empty that "proverbial jar" 😈

Maybe I need a red convertible sports car and a 20yo gf to deal with my midlife crisis😢😭 LMAO #SugarDaddy or #JellyBeanDaddy?

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/021/295/370/302/221/original/17188d2eee6267bb.mp4 

 @61fda404 ewwwwwwwwww HAHAHAA