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 I was just in a Nest with @sersleepy and others. Sleepy had a question about using a Bitcoin accelerator, talking about a recent issue that @The Fishcake🐶🐾 is having with Lightning channels force closing. Being the helpful guy that I am, I immediately said that he did not have to wait for the mempool.space program to launch, that he could use ViaBTC, F2Pool, or another mining pool accelerator. I mentioned that I used one of these a couple months ago and it worked perfectly. And then I yelled FUCK.

Congrats @Jeroen ✅ :( I will be Zapping you 100K momentarily. I am still going to try and not talk about Bitcoin until January 1, 2024, but If I can help someone, I'm not going to keep my mouth shut. :) 
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 Are you sure there is no mulligan rule 
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 😭please come back to nests now we won’t talk about it 
 I saw you guys made that bet and assumed you’d be the one to fall first, being the helpful individual that you are. 🧡🫂
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 Proof.
https://void.cat/d/5QjsSapUuGda9vVfFTJjBc.webp 
 You had a good run, almost made it to the first of the month you were supposed to be doing this https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 
 Ima need half @Jeroen ✅ 
Jk 🤣🤣🤣

I should’ve made a side bet fuckk!! 🤣

I’m so sorry for the pricy mistake my fren 🫂 🤣 
 Was zapping people against the rules? 
 +Respect 
+Useful 
+Helpful 
 Would ruin bet again A++++++++++++ 
 Dang I thought you would at least make it to December. I had a whole bunch of those yelling bitcoin vids queued up...! 
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 You made it longer than I thought you would 🍻  
 Welcome to ruggening 🐶🐾🫂🤣🤣🤣 
 Wow that did not last long. 😂 
 We’ll let it slide. I see no foul here. 
 What a fantastic self-own. Sorry I missed this. 
 How do we get in on this "you are gonna talk about Bitcoin anyway" bet? 
 gg better luck next time! 
 So this is cheaper than CPFP or RBF? 
 I don’t think it always is. There are just times where neither RBF nor CPFP works 🐶🐾🫡 
 Oohh nooooo @sersleepy what did you do?🥲 This bet was so entertaining already I was enjoying it way to much man it wasn't even about who would win 😭 
 I didn’t do it on purpose /: that’s prob why it worked lol 

genuine curiosity 
 So sad it's over already! Was having a lot of fun and looked forward to the rest of the month 😅🤫 
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 Oh it was just awful, I was in that nest and as soon as Derek said it…it was pretty much all over 😭
Congratulations to you Jeroen, but I felt bad for Derek he was trying to help. 
 Hmm yeah I also feel bad for him, def not enjoying this win or the sats 😞 any ideas for redoing a similar thingy 
 I would restart this and put in place some certain conditions to make it fair on both sides. 
 Call it a ‘mulligan’ and restart!

‘A mulligan is a second chance to perform an action, usually after the first chance went wrong through bad luck or a blunder.’ 
 🤣🤣🤣 I feel so bad rn man wtfff 
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 Nice 🔥🔥🔥 Someone had to do it before I bankrupted Sam with bitcoin memes. Don’t worry @NotBiebs I’ll keep posting memes but you can be off the hook 😂😂😂