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The Curse of La Mikey McFilms | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @1c4251ca 

Many many many years ago I was in the front row for Cirque de Soleil in Vegas

When they tried to pull me onto stage I said “no”

When they persisted I said “touch me again and you’ll be sorry”

The guy said “oops” and moved on

The guy he pulled onto stage was disrobed and put into a giant diaper and crib

Best decision of my life
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9f25b24e | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @7991f584 

Umm... choosing your wife, Mikey? Was not that the best decision? 😉 

I would have not wanted to participate years ago, but now I'm like 'eff it, I'm here to have fun in this life'.
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The Curse of La Mikey McFilms | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @1c4251ca 

she chose me - lol