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 I was a cast member at Second City in Toronto for one skit tonight, thank you to my spouse who said 'Yes, the front row is fine'. 😳 
 @1c4251ca 

Many many many years ago I was in the front row for Cirque de Soleil in Vegas

When they tried to pull me onto stage I said “no”

When they persisted I said “touch me again and you’ll be sorry”

The guy said “oops” and moved on

The guy he pulled onto stage was disrobed and put into a giant diaper and crib

Best decision of my life 
 @1c4251ca 
Oh no! I just can’t…