Most British thing I’ve experience in a while:

Two dudes waiting for the single toilet, women/disabled toilet is empty with no queue.

Me: are you going to sneak in there?

Guy in queue: oh no, what happens if some needs it?

Me: will say it was empty or that I’m disabled!!!

I left with the guys still queuing to piss. I don’t know if they were sheep or just spaced out on a Saturday, but happy to be able to say I was the toilet rebel. Not saying anything about being ungovernable, I’m still pretty British!!!! 🇬🇧 

 If there's a queue, we'll be in it, regardless of the alternatives. It's a quirk of ours.  

 Am I going to have to forfeit my passport? 

 I'll have to speak to The Home Office, it's really not becoming though.  

 Alway getting chased by the fda on nostr, happy to take on the home office, at least there is no exit tax when I get expelled!!!!